THE BEASTY FARM

Apeldoorn, Netherlands

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Whimsical animal greeting card with a cute, fluffy red creature surrounded by hearts, conveying a message of love.

Greeting card with whimsical ladybug and cat design, text reads "LOOOOOOONG TIME NO SEE"

Greeting card with a simple, minimalist design featuring a sheep-like character and the text "Meh. Not Impressed." This card conveys a humorous, sarcastic, or indifferent sentiment.

Greeting card with whimsical animal illustration and text "It's Not You, It's Me."

Whimsical animal greeting card with a big love message and a cute, cartoon-style hippo illustration. The card features a simple black and white design with a playful, hand-drawn style.

Whimsical greeting card featuring two red foxes sharing a bowl of food, with the text "You're the one I would share my food with". The card is designed for a love or friendship theme.

Whimsical animal greeting card with a playful, cartoon-style illustration of a stack of animals. The card features the text "Congratulations on your new home" and the website "thehappyfish.com".

Greeting card with playful, abstract design featuring the text "I'm actually pretty sweet" in a bold, stylized font against a bright red background.

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Birthday CardsBaby CardsLove CardsCards with TextGeneral CardsGreeting Cards

About THE BEASTY FARM

High quality animal greeting cards with a beastly twist!

We’ve all been there:

A fun birthday.
A not so fun birthday.

A wedding.
A not so fun wedding.

Time to buy a card. Again. Time to think of some clever words. Again. A sweet message. Or maybe even a funny joke. If you’re lucky. I mean yes, you laugh way too many times at your own jokes but where are those hilarious thoughts when you actually need them?

That’s why I created THE BEASTY FARM. To save you from all those struggles. I mean, life isn't that hard to get. Sometimes you’re sweet. Sometimes you’re a bit sour. Some people you like, some people you don’t like. That’s why we have cards for all sorts of moods, just pick the one that fits you best.

Why animals you ask? Who get’s mad at an innocent animal?! Only psychopaths. So you are save.

I think.

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